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      <image:caption>Welcome to Seattle we like our coffee hot, our cops racist, and our rappers white.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>With 75 cent hotel rooms, politicians can spend a hell of a lot more on prostitutes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." No, not those ones...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Just another example of the "gay agenda" pushing its way into our wholesome community.#savetherealamerica</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My childhood imaginary friend.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I don't think this picture needs any explanation. It's pretty self-explanatory.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Sometimes I get nostalgic and think it would be dope to go back to the 1950s. Then I remember I am a black woman…</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In Seattle we don’t litter….that’s what the street poles are for.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Hey, remember when some Muslim Kenyan Dictator lived here....that was fun...</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Another hipster who thinks they're hard because they live in Brooklyn.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>me when I'm with my friends VS me when I'm at work</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>"Okay, uh...great gowns, beautiful gowns." -Aretha Franklin</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Ariel Evans is a NYC based stand-up comedian. She got her start in her hometown, Seattle, WA. She has performed for audiences all over the country; including the Charm City Comedy Festival in Baltimore, "Last Comix Standing" at the Comix Mohegan Sun (CT), and the Beast Village Comedy Festival in Iowa. She was a semi-finalist in the She-Devil Comedy Competition in New York City. She performs regularly at Late Night at the Comic Strip Live in NYC. Ariel produces sold-out comedy shows in both Seattle, WA and Brooklyn, NY. She hosts multiple shows weekly for Laughing Buddha Comedy. Ariel describes her comedy as "social commentary with family baggage."</image:caption>
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